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Africa Demotivational Poster


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.




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TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

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Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?


TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)


AFRICA - You think you're tough?


TAGS: africa hyena hyenas tough you think you re tough
Rating: 3/5

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DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon


SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.


TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

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realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
can you say "out of context"?


AFRICA - come for the wildlife stay for the exercise


TAGS: africa
Rating: 2.8/5

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FINAGLE'S LAW -




PITY - is worthless, because it doesn't matter how you feel about something unless you decide to do something about it.


TAGS: motitwist pity africa poor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - January 4, 2012, 7:19 pm
scroll scroll scroll
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
No Comment !


HOPE -


TAGS: children africa war god hammy
Rating: 4.29/5

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Hawamleh - October 22, 2011, 11:10 am
:)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2011, 9:40 am

thi5 is great hammy.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 5:01 am
nice one


PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !


TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.


HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.


TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm
Why?


AFRICAN SPECIAL FORCES - They don't need to aim


TAGS: africa
Rating: 2.47/5

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Da5id - October 30, 2008, 7:59 am
He's not wearing pants either.
Funky - October 14, 2008, 12:02 am
Why the hell would you wear a bright yellow hat in a combat zone? Unbelievable
Merlin - October 8, 2008, 9:33 pm
Brings new meaning to the words "blind fire" and "spray and pray."
aPauling - September 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
"Special" forces http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=858 There's another Motifake with a life jacket, but I can't find it.
aPauling - September 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
Brotha needs to be wearing a life jacket.


TECHNOLOGY - Isn't it great.




AFRICA - Its South America dumbasses


TAGS: south america europe africa idots
Rating: 1.92/5

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Acirfa - June 9, 2008, 9:10 pm
Welcome to the party, John. I'm afraid almost everyone's gone home; all we have left are ham sandwiches and diet ginger ale.


ITS ALL ABOUT THE LOCATION -


TAGS: location home politics africa
Rating: 4.7/5

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pointer - January 12, 2011, 4:53 pm
Thanks Canada, as long as it brings a smile to some and deeply offends others,I'llkeep trying! lol
CANADA - January 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
pointer, you make d*** good posters!


AFRICA - The land of op(poor)tunity




AFRICA - Get to Key West and head south ....




PRIVILEGE -


TAGS: privilege poverty africa
Rating: 2.91/5

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dick - August 18, 2009, 7:32 am
vultures. doing the job nobody else wants to do...


Alliance -




UNFORTUNATE -


TAGS: africa kony life army
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - March 10, 2012, 12:04 pm
Oh well, there goes the perfect 5/5 rating :D. And thank you
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:01 am

i like the subtlety in this one
Zetmonk - March 9, 2012, 8:27 am
Bloody hell, that's depressing! 5L for the depressiveness then I guess.


DRUGS! - Just Say No!


TAGS: mpumalanga middelburg africa kuier afrikaans
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 11:33 am
5-Lions for this. Why not post some more of these?


ENGLAND'S NEXT WEMBLEY GOAL -




MORE VUVUZELA -


TAGS: world cup south africa walken vevuzela
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:37 am
It's a good chuckle if you've ever heard that instrument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh, Haha.....?
GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 6:45 pm
it's a world cup soccer joke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2010, 6:42 pm
What the hell is this?


A MAN TAKES A DROP TOO MUCH -




BALLOONS -




AFRICA'S LANGUAGE - Going from yells and dialects to 1's and 0's


TAGS: africa
Rating: 2.88/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 6:43 pm
PNG (and I don't mean Portable Network Graphics)


FOOD - Make sure you wash it before eating.




FANTA - Official Beverage of the Samburu Tribe




Perspective -


TAGS: pzy africa death boston bombing
Rating: 2.43/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
Unfortunately the events in Africa are too soon forgotten because the media doesn't keep it in the spotlight such as events like the Boston bombings. It's been how long?...and still in the media everyday. That's the tragedy.
- April 22, 2013, 1:44 pm
I can do something to try to help stop the conditions in Africa that cause the overwhelming death count (donations of time, necessities, money etc.) I could not do anything to stop the "cause" in Boston.
RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2013, 8:08 am
Such is human nature. Tragedy is tragedy...but empathy requires personal context, or "perspective".
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:26 pm
Hear, Hear to PV. Now I must drink....raisin' the glass
pickleviper - April 18, 2013, 2:31 pm
There is so much death in the world; thousands die every day for various reasons. When a purposeful act of violence is the cause, though, of course we take greater note. Every death is tragic, it is the means of any death by which we judge its impact.
pickleviper - April 18, 2013, 2:26 pm
(1) Your dog accidently gets hit by a car and killed. Are you sad? Yes. (2) Someone beats your dog to death with a baseball bat. Are you sad? Are you angry? Do you want to know why? Do you want that person to pay? Do you expect justice? Do you care?
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2013, 4:54 am
Good point and I'm in east Tennessee. I did hear about him, but probably not as often as people in your area did.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 10:38 pm
But now you have me wondering. Did you hear about Christopher Dorner just as often as I did? Being that I live in CA??
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 10:35 pm
Seems a simple answer to me. When you describe what happened in Boston you wouldn't use the word accident. In a traffic accident... well there it was.
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 12:36 pm
We need better pressure cooker laws
CloudchaserS - April 17, 2013, 11:59 am
I do sometimes wonder why deaths like what happened in Boston are obsessed over, yet if the same number of people die in a traffic accident, it's not likely to get a mention outside of the local in which it happened
Sho - April 17, 2013, 11:33 am
Well everyone has the right to grieve on whatever they choose to


COUNTRY CALLED AFRICA - Not for sale but will trade for limited edition U2 Ipod




Hoax -




Pro's Choice -




EVERYTHING... -




Hungry Children -


TAGS: hungry children not in africa
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:46 pm
Yep, made me smile and weep. Good stuff. Teach us, sensai?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2014, 10:56 pm
Lol, glad you like it.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 9:00 pm
Nope, did not. Just figured to leave something for the imagination and further the impact of an excellent poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 6, 2014, 2:45 pm
And don't forget bloat - bellied.
Thedge - November 3, 2014, 3:15 pm
Scrawny, one-eyed, fly covered urchins don't make good poster kids?


The Rifle -




Decline -


TAGS: knowledge decline stupid asia africa
Rating: 4.67/5

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concern3 - June 28, 2015, 8:41 am
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